Barcelona (closed)

It's the size of the Titanic before the incident with the iceberg and the decor is not that far off either – think Lawrence Llewelyn–Bowen on LSD. Each of the five bars look pretty spectacular, with themes ranging from Tsarist Russia, to the lost city of Atlantis, all represented in immaculate detail. When it's full 1300 very pissed, giggly punters wobble round the majestic dancefloor to cheesy tunes and pop. Down to earth and very friendly, leave your pretences at the door and bring your sense of humour . . . go on, you know you want to. Oh, and for 70's lovers there's also Wednesday night 70's mega–mix fest.

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