The Conservation Centre

There's plenty in this world that needs conserving: old buildings, eccentric comedians, snow leopards and jam, to name but a few. It took some imaginatively daft bugger, however, to conceive that we might like to watch the act of conservation itself (well, unless they really were conserving old comedians - who wouldn't want to watch Des O' Connor getting Scotchgarded?). All sorts of paintings, sculptures and watchamacallits are touched up within these walls, without any interference from social services, and there's also the odd related exhibition on the achingly expensive walls.

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